root@punkpc:~/.hidden$ ./market --no-logs
CONNECTION SECURE // no logs // no refunds // no morals
Multi-title ban removal suite. Select your games, click once, walk away clean. No payment required.
Direct injection into your account balance. Choose your amount. Definitely not a scam.
Removes your VAC ban retroactively. Also removes your ban from 2013, your K/D, and your dignity.
Randomises your hardware ID so anti-cheat cannot fingerprint you. May also randomise your actual hardware.
Rewrites the serial number on every drive in your system. Yes, every drive. No, there is no undo.
Reports your 4090 as a 4090 belonging to somebody else. Frames unaffected. Ban unaffected.
New MAC address every thirty seconds. Your router hates it. Your ban does not care.
Convinces the matchmaker you are a good person. Works about as well as it sounds.
*Detected.
See straight through walls. Still lose the 1v1 in the open.
We play on your account while you watch. You will learn nothing and it will show immediately.
Sends four hundred support tickets that all blame a younger sibling.
Select titles to clear:
How much do you need?